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   messageicon My sandal invention for people with one leg turn out to be a flop.
←Rate | 09-08-2018 00:35 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 3 unwritten rules fop a good life. #1.........................#2........................ #3.........................
←Rate | 09-07-2018 06:17 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon After Monday and Tuesday, even the caledar says WTF.
←Rate | 09-04-2018 00:43 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon My bucket list..... 1. Bucket 2. Ice 3. 6pk beer.
←Rate | 08-31-2018 22:15 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny, when my wife gives me the silent treatment. She actually thinks it's a punishment.
←Rate | 08-25-2018 18:36 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon What are children born in a brothel called? Brothel sprouts.
←Rate | 08-20-2018 20:13 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you fart and it doesn't stink, should you be concern?
←Rate | 08-18-2018 19:17 by Haha Comments (2)  


   messageicon The police department should replace their sirens with the national athem.
←Rate | 08-17-2018 01:18 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know that 6 out of the 7 dwarves were not happy?
←Rate | 08-16-2018 22:54 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon " I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb."
←Rate | 08-16-2018 22:17 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon It takes raw talent to make sushi.
←Rate | 08-16-2018 21:19 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon The diference between inlaws and outlaws...... Outlaws are wanted.
←Rate | 08-16-2018 18:20 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ordered the worlds largest box from Amazon what would they ship it in?
←Rate | 08-16-2018 02:40 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone works with a bunch of a$$holes all day. Can they add proctologist to their resume?
←Rate | 08-15-2018 20:10 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon If meterorologist are people who studies the weather. Are people who study meteors weatherologist?
←Rate | 08-13-2018 21:49 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not immauture....... I just know how to have fun.
←Rate | 08-12-2018 20:31 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take the hint people...... Earbuds are a do not disturb sign.
←Rate | 08-11-2018 23:30 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon A weasel walks in a bar. Bartender says what ya have? Pop goes the weasel.
←Rate | 08-11-2018 13:46 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that Tampax advertisements always shows women ice skating, dancing or playing tennis. The only activity my wife partakes in at that time of the month is biting my head off.
←Rate | 08-01-2018 21:44 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon To make perfect chilli only use 239 beans. If you add one more it willbe too farty.
←Rate | 08-01-2018 18:13 by Haha Comments (0)  




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