Monday Funny Status Messages

   Dear Monday, nothing against you but I'm glad you almost over. Please ease traffic for me. Sincerely, THE TAILGATER.

   So Monday and Tuesday sucked. But, with the right mix of caffeine, alcohol and mushrooms, Wednesday doesn't even have to happen at all.

   I always feel uneasy when Friday the 13th falls on a Monday.

   Why does Jason kill on Fridays when ppl are just starting their weekend? Why can't he wait til Monday mornings when everyone hates their lives

   I would complain more about Monday, but there is still the rest of the week to mess up everything.

   Hey Monday!! /take That!!! ┌П┐(◕‿◕) ┌П┐

   Hi, it's me, Monday. I'm here to slap that silly grin off your stupid little pointed face.

   Don't wait untill friday, start your weekend at monday !!

   Good morning Monday...now get outta my face!

   says, "Hello Monday..." the same way Jerry Seinfeld says, "Hello Newman..."

   Wait, you're telling me that if I kill off and entire culture and take credit for discovering a land I in no way discovered,I'll get a random Monday in October off from work? Only in America!..... Happy Columbus day!!

   I wonder what would happen if everyone decided to call in sick on Monday..

   So, Monday... we meet again. Are you going to play nice this time or do I have to knock you into next week?

   Monday?! But, I wasn't even finished with Saturday yet.

   WOOHOO!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! Wait a damn minute, I'm working 7 10's, every day is a god damn Monday for me.

   Warning: going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.

   BEFORE MARRIAGE: Saturday Night Fever AFTER: Monday Night Football

   After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.

   A religious man is one who feels repentant on a Sunday, for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday.

   Today is Monday, and that's reason enough for me to hate it.