GaryKoenig Funny Status Messages

   So if the groundhog is too fat to see his shadow, do we get six weeks of jelly doughnuts?

   I'm funny I tell you!

   Good morning haters!

   Why thank you sir! Means a lot to me!

   Ok Jack Frost! You need to quit playing freeze tag with Elsa and Subzero from Mortal Kombat. Because you all keep missing each other, and it is starting to affect the rest of us.

   What up?

   If my coworker is getting beat up, better believe I'm jumping in to help. Because I ain't covering anybody's shift.

   Exactly! The more they try to come at me, the stronger I get and the harder I laugh at them.

   I just killed a huge mouse. Ripped it to bits. The staff at Disneyland are furious.