Rashad Hammoud Funny Status Messages

   Using your car to take your girlfriend to that place she likes.

   Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease and irritate each other, knock each other down, but can't live without each other.

   Woke up with a smile after noticing I have as many NBA rings as LeBron.

   Dear U.S. Government, I was just wondering if I can get my tax return in advance. I would use my credit cards but theyr'e maxed out and I am currently unemployed. Regards, everyday U.S. citizen.

   If you don't like me, leave a message. If I don't get back to you, don't worry.. its probably because i'm too busy giving a damn.

   Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

   If a genie were to give me 3 wishes... goodbye Kardashians!

   You know you're addicted to gambling when you spend your hard earned money on virtual chips in Zynga.