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   messageicon Take the hint people...... Earbuds are a do not disturb sign.
←Rate | 08-11-2018 23:30 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Consciousness is the nightmare before sleep.
←Rate | 10-02-2018 21:39 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon A study says we only use 12% of our brain. Just think how intelligent we would be if we used the other 70%.
←Rate | 04-14-2018 14:13 by HaHa Comments (3)  


   messageicon Bachelor is a guy who will never find out how many faults he has.
←Rate | 10-02-2018 21:42 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon D: What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea ? P: I don't know. D: I never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
←Rate | 10-07-2017 04:01 by HAHA Comments (1)  


   messageicon Did you know that 6 out of the 7 dwarves were not happy?
←Rate | 08-16-2018 22:54 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Halloween is like any other day. People pretending to be someone their not.
←Rate | 10-28-2018 06:56 by Haha Comments (1)  


   messageicon You know you're really not liked at your job, when they relocate and don't tell you where.
←Rate | 09-30-2018 00:15 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not immauture....... I just know how to have fun.
←Rate | 08-12-2018 20:31 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ordered the worlds largest box from Amazon what would they ship it in?
←Rate | 08-16-2018 02:40 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dictionary the only place where divorce comes before marriage.
←Rate | 10-03-2018 02:45 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon The lack of hair is the main cause of baldness.
←Rate | 10-11-2018 22:07 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never knew that tanning beds had a pumpkin spice setting.
←Rate | 10-04-2018 07:44 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why did Adam and Eve have the perfect marriage?..... Because neither one of them had a mother in-law.
←Rate | 10-15-2018 22:12 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon It takes raw talent to make sushi.
←Rate | 08-16-2018 21:19 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon What are children born in a brothel called? Brothel sprouts.
←Rate | 08-20-2018 20:13 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I feel like saying something I shouldn't . I ask my self, what would the president do? Then I go head and say it.
←Rate | 10-06-2018 06:19 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon A fifth of Jack will make any girl look sexy.
←Rate | 08-01-2018 01:39 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny, when my wife gives me the silent treatment. She actually thinks it's a punishment.
←Rate | 08-25-2018 18:36 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that Tampax advertisements always shows women ice skating, dancing or playing tennis. The only activity my wife partakes in at that time of the month is biting my head off.
←Rate | 08-01-2018 21:44 by Haha Comments (0)  




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