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Weekend settings activated, please don't call unless if its alcohol, food, fun, alcohol, fun and food again. All problems deferred to Monday...
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I can understand the right to protest. What I don't understand is why everyone had Christmas Lists in their hands. Oh yeah..... Looting Monday.....
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11-25-2014 12:22
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Why wait for Black Friday, when you can shop brown Monday right
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11-25-2014 16:29
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Celebrating "Thank-The-Lord-That-Stupid-Brown-Thursday-Black-Friday-Cyber-Monday-Marketing-Crap-Is-Over" Tuesday.
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12-02-2014 15:04
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This has been the worst Monday since last Monday.
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03-23-2015 19:43
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Osha should be required to shut the Men's office bathrooms down the Monday and Tuesday after Easter
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04-07-2015 10:02 by
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My Man Crush Monday is: Obama. I hope a rock falls, and crushes his head.
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07-13-2015 16:00 by
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-Monday -Tuesday -Wednesday -Thursday -Blink -Monday.
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08-16-2015 14:46
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If the range of decrease in Blood Alcohol Content is 10-20 mg% per hour. I should be able to drive my car next Monday.
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09-16-2015 00:00
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Monday... that better not be your ugly ass I see peeking around the corner!
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10-11-2015 21:08 by
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Monday's aren't bad.. You just hate your job
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10-26-2015 09:01
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Monday's don't suck... Your life does
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10-26-2015 09:01
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Poverty is not being able to participate in Black Friday because you don't get paid until Monday.
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11-25-2015 16:07
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You know you a hood rat when you can't participate in Black Friday because yo government check ain't in until Monday. .
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11-25-2015 19:14
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always a man drinking a Crush on a Monday.....never a man crush Monday
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11-30-2015 11:23 by
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Even my dinner tasted like Monday
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01-04-2016 21:04 by
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FACT: I prefer Dairy Queen Blizzards than hearing you constantly complain about how Monday's suck.
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01-25-2016 05:38
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Monday mornings: I am learning to trust the journey, wait a sec...where is my freaking coffee?!?!
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02-08-2016 15:09
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Instead of celebrating Valentine's Day this year my wife and I will be celebrating... "Discount chocolate ovedose Monday....."
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02-11-2016 01:42
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We got an extra day this year. Why did it have to be a Monday?
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02-29-2016 20:32
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