Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Your meme-fu is weak and brings much shame to your entire clan.
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04-19-2022 11:15
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Founding Fathers: Here’s the First Amendment. Oh, and in case someone tries to take that away, here’s the Second Amendment.
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05-15-2022 02:45
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Really miss the days when the biggest scandal was that Trump drank water with two hands and ate chicken with a fork.
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05-22-2022 03:44
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When the food is so good you accidentally overeat to the point that you’re afraid you might die.
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07-25-2022 00:56
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Amazonesia: When you forget what you ordered this time.
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01-04-2023 02:43
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Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
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07-07-2022 00:53
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You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
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01-23-2023 03:39
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Pink Floyd warned us about the school system over 50 years ago, and everyone slept on it.
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05-13-2022 03:07
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Foreign aid, taking money from poor people of a rich country and giving it to the rich people of a poor country.
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05-22-2022 03:43
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Nothing makes me feel older than when a restaurant makes me scan a QR code to look at their menu.
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05-26-2022 06:07
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Are you free tomorrow? Her: No, I’m expensive.
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06-08-2022 01:38
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Some girls will claim “he’s my world,” but that’s your fourth “world” this month. Are you building a solar system?
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06-08-2022 20:30
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Careful creampuff, I drink coffee stronger than your feelings.
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06-10-2022 01:42
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Life isn’t supposed to be easy, it’s a fight, a test.
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06-10-2022 04:20
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I fear that one day, I’ll see one of my jokes marked as “Exhibit A.”
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06-16-2022 03:18
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We thought that our ability for compassion made us human. Turns out, it was our ability to select each image containing a boat.
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04-19-2022 11:14
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My wish for 2023 is that nothing unprecedented, historic, or once in a lifetime happens.
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01-12-2023 00:29
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I’m busy right now, can I ignore you later?
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01-19-2023 04:08
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They say I have a preoccupation with revenge. We’ll just see about that.
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05-22-2022 03:40
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Disney’s favorability collapses from 77% to 33% in one year. Boom!
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05-22-2022 03:44
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