Sully Funny Status Messages

   I'm not like, a tornado expert or nothing, but if you see one, the general idea is that you run AWAY from it? Storm chasers are suicidal....

   This leftist boycott of Chick FiL A is the first actual economic stimulus of the Obama era........

   Another 46,000 Americans filed for unemployment last week but from what I gather unless they're name is Big Bird, or their named in a binder no one cares....?

   Breaking: Michelle Bachmann calls for immediate release of US Predator drone pilots downed by Iran......

   Albert Pujols $250M baseball contract is totally unfair. He should give some of those $ to players who aren't nearly as good. WTF, we should occupy his house.......

   Facebook Skype: now married people can cheat via Skype while watering their crops on FarmVille.

   Very excited for tonight's super moon, but I'm not looking forward to hearing the Mexican-werewolves............

   Apple is coming out with a new phone. It's called the Lebron james edition. It's silent and has no rings

   I think Casey Anthony should be the new baby sitter for all the jurors' kids..

   Merry Half-Christmas! Enjoy the holiday, everyone.....

   REMEMBER: a noisy BBQ may upset your neighbours. Another great way to annoy them is to throw your rubbish into their garden...

   It would be cool if Chick-Fil-A replaced the muppet toys with boy scout action figures.......

   Get Dora and Boots on this missing plane case now....THEY KNOW MAPS!!!!

   I put up all the Christmas lights for Easter.......

   I'm praying Weiner gets his blood flowing and comes back bigger and harder than ever after all this.......

   Once was a man named BARACK, EVERYTHING he said was a CROCK, He talked with a SMILE as he LIED all the while...."OBAMACARE'S Great! Ask your DOC"

   Names of missing plane's pilots announced: Wer Ar Wi and No Wan No....

   Has the new Pope made a Harlem Shake video yet?

   @piersmorgan I'll give away all my weapons, if you axe Rachel Jeantel to read a letter that's written in cursive.... PLEASE

   I think the Eagles would sign Casey Anthony to a contract if they could......