Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   I bought the wife a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel...

   Nothing better than coming home from work, pop open a beer and watch the dog drag a$$ on the carpet.

   typos are totally acceptable on Fcaeobok...

   I'm so selfish for complaining about being sick with the flu for 5 days now. Just saw Justin Bieber collapsed. Horrifying...

   Heard a song by Stevie Wonder on the radio. My wife said "I'd like to see Stevie". I replied "He would, too."

   Doctor: "You have Cancer and Alzheimer's" Patient: "At least I don't have Cancer!!"

   Sick and tired of the Dr. Phil test!!! BTW, I scored a 47.

   USA is a heavy favorite to take gold in Team Trwerking at the Olympics.

   wondering what all the Vegitarians are doing for Thanksgiving.

   My friend said, "Dude, i'm drunk, call me a cab." I handed him a beer and said, "You're a cab." (true story)

   Sippin' Grillin' Chillin'... MERICA

   Shout Out to the first person to post a Youtube video on Facebook.... Happy now?

   Happy Beer the 13th

   In case I die, please update my status as "no more copy and paste". My password is ********** Thanks

   why did I never realize a mustache is just a mouthbrow...

   looking fo a site where I can find old as well as new friends and maybe see some pics of what they look like now. Any ideas?

   in TIME OUT because riding the dog like it's Small Horse is frowned upon in this establishment...

   Hey brain, tell the idiot that Carona is not a screw top!! Signed, the skin between the thumb and fore finger.

   Phrases i'll never understand... #72 - "Those two are in cahoots." WTH is cahoots and why does it take two???

   You would think with all the ice water laying all over the world, it would be a lot cooler...