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Marriage tip: Your wife values honesty. So if your wife asks you if her best friend is prettier than her, just say yes. Your wife will value and appreciate your opinion, and she will love you more for it.
I think it's only a matter of time until "Security Cameras of Walmart" is a hit reality show.
Here's how I define marriage: Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I went to the grocery store today and the cashier said my total was $208.47. I wanted a second opinion so I went to self checkout and my new total was $43.20.
I just realized why this month is called May. It may rain, it may snow, it may be 70 degrees or it may be 20 degrees.
I can handle most things in life. But hearing someone chew their food is not one of them.
Shout-out to everyone lying in bed just scrolling on their phone.
If you ever meet a girl that admits she's wrong, apologizes, and changes her ways, dump her because she might be a man. Women don't do that.
All these galaxies and planets and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.
I just got a full tank of gas for $22. Granted it was for my lawn mower but I am trying to stay positive.
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