Funny Status Messages

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   It blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 4.67 billion miles away but I lose Wi-Fi signal in my kitchen.

   Just accidentally swiped right on my ex's profile while scrolling through Tinder. My thumb must have been possessed by the ghost of relationship past. Had to perform some emergency thumb CPR to swipe left!

   Math back in the day: 2x+4=10. Find X Math today: If Karen buys 16.5 hamsters, but four of them eat each other, and two spontaneously combust, how many carrots will it take for them to shut up and let me sleep?

   I'll give credit where credit is due but I ain't gonna applaud a fish for swimming.

   I'm at that age where I know where babies come from, but still need someone to explain that song "My Milkshakes" to me.

   Some people eat bananas for the shape and it shows

   Instagram. The wonderful world of women with daddy issues and father figure complexes.

   It's funny how the order of Facebook's reaction Emojis are most relationships from the beginning to the end.