Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I need to watch it as I've started having road rage behind the wheel. But sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the grocery store.
In relationship with you in a picture
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05-17-2024 13:25
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05-17-2024 13:01
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It blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 4.67 billion miles away but I lose Wi-Fi signal in my kitchen.
Just accidentally swiped right on my ex's profile while scrolling through Tinder. My thumb must have been possessed by the ghost of relationship past. Had to perform some emergency thumb CPR to swipe left!
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05-16-2024 19:50 by JCGJ
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Math back in the day: 2x+4=10. Find X
Math today: If Karen buys 16.5 hamsters, but four of them eat each other, and two spontaneously combust, how many carrots will it take for them to shut up and let me sleep?
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05-14-2024 11:31 by Jas
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I'll give credit where credit is due but I ain't gonna applaud a fish for swimming.
I'm at that age where I know where babies come from, but still need someone to explain that song "My Milkshakes" to me.
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05-13-2024 13:53 by Jas
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Some people eat bananas for the shape and it shows
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05-13-2024 09:11
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Instagram. The wonderful world of women with daddy issues and father figure complexes.
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05-12-2024 15:58
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