rubin Funny Status Messages

   I now know why women close their eyes during sex. They cant stand to see a man enjoy himself.

   I'm looking for a women who loves me for my money but isn't good at math

   A chinese couple had a black baby guess what they named him? Sum ting wong

   If men fall sleep so quick after sex, why is it so hard to catch rapists ? :p

   my mum thinks LOL stands for "lots of love" and texted me "Your uncle just died. LOL."