Juliete De Araujo-Cook Funny Status Messages

   CONFUCIUS SAYS: "Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house." hehehe!!!!!!

   I'm starting a new fad, it's called Walk the Plank. Basically, whenever you see someone planking, walk on them and then jump off.

   ~ Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin, it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.~

   Life is all about ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one.

   Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.