Jack987 Funny Status Messages

   Early to bed, early to rise, while your girlfriend does other guys.

   The reason you can't go back afrer going black is because none of them have a car to take you back or a job to buy gas.

   I know it's hot but a crackhead just tried to sell me a ceiling fan. No really...

   They called it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.