Charlie Funny Status Messages

   Dear Zuckerberg: Please create a "Drama Queen" button = Like = Unlike = Drama Queen = Comment

   Shhhhhhhhhhh, you had me at "open bar" :-)

   Twinkle, twinkle little star, show me to the nearest bar, down the street and to the right, I'll be there...all damn night!!

   NO!! I will not join your gym club until you put in vending machines for BEER!!!

   A hard man is good to find....

   Celebrating Black History Month. I got my baggy FUBU jeans on with the chicken pouch... I hope my month is full of drive bys, gangster rap, 40 ozers, drug deals, watermelon and lots of fried chicken.... Happy Black History Month!!!!!!!

   I don't get mad, don't throw temper tantrums and I don't hold grudges..I am a very mature girl....but YOU are not allowed in my treehouse anymore!!!

   noticed a friends facebook status said that he's suicidal and thinking about jumping off a bridge. So I poked him

   When you told me you wanted me, I totally should have gone for it....I miss my stalker :-(

   Dear Friday: You have been gone all week, no visit, no call, no nothing. For some reason your absense doesn't bother me, I am glad to see you again...so is my liver, Cheers!

   Warning: Weeding another man's garden will eventually get you plowed!!!