Carol Costello Funny Status Messages

   If "graphic pictures" will be required on cigarette packs, then I want to see graphic pics of ugly babies on condoms and ugly chicks WITHOUT goggles on beer bottles.

   thinks Arkansas is taking the game "Angry Birds" a little too far...

   MAN! Are they EVER going to catch that Phil Dirt guy? I've been seeing wanted signs for him for YEARS.

   it legal yet to kill ex-husbands?? If not, vote for me next election, and I'll make that piece of legislation my first order of business.

   needs to figure out how to get the benefits of a sugar daddy without the 'daddy.'

   Remember that joke "How do you spell icup?" Think Steve Jobs came up with it??