Afrique18 Funny Status Messages

   Since "nobody's perfect," I'm gonna go ahead and take the initiative...

   Sorry, I can't follow you on twitter...I'm a leader!

   Facebook: a book with more good looking people than the real world.

   Finals kicked my ass last semester, but this time around, I'm feeling like I've been well trained by the Mr. Miyagi of Finals---just been waxing them on and off, straight up kicking their asses!

   man, when are 'good girls' gonna start liking good guys? I'm running out of patience here!

   MONEY can't buy life, but can give you a lot of fake friends. Beware!

   If you wasn't too into yourself, I'll probably be into you.

   Happy Father's Day, Bruce Jenner!

   Girls 'round here have kissed so many frogs, they're starting to look like tadpoles. Attractive?! Probably to a water snake or a dragonfly!