@SteveHarvey_ Funny Status Messages

   spent yet another day successfully converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.

   just written "You have no new messages" on a piece of paper, put it in a bottle and thrown it far out to sea.

   bought a new car and named it "Curiosity". The cats down my road have had it now!

   has performed extensive experiments in the shed and can scientifically conclude that a cat has only one life.