roN Funny Status Messages

   Scientists says the world is made of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.... I think they forgot to mention Morons

   To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

   I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

   Looking through a girls photos and thinking "slut..slut..slut..slut" :D

   Here it comesssss.... WOOT! WOOT! There it goessssssss.... "CHA-CHING!" Man, Payday Sux! :P

   A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, "damn that was awesome".

   Dear Ex, please get out of my head and heart. Sincerely, someone who`s trying to move on.

   1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands,7 seas, over 6 billion people, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

   i love you till...............tom catches jerry n has him for dinner...... :P

   Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

   When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

   wondering ... When Weird Al Yankovic dies, will they do a parody of Michael Jackson's memorial?

   an appetite for destruction...and he is starving this week

   when you are single,all you see r happy couples.............when you r commited,all you see r happy singles. :))

   HEY, !!!!!!!! -------------> ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

   If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

   Sooooo this midget walks into a bar....well a bicycle rack....

   thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"

   Sometimes I wish I was a bird, so that when times got tough I could just fly over certain people and sh*t on their heads!

   If you dont like me remember its mind over matter, I dont mind and you dont matter!