@1_Jack_Jacko Funny Status Messages

   I saw my ex earlier and realized how much I missed her. Had to go back round the roundabout and run her over on the second attempt.

   My future wife is probably lying in bed right now texting her man about how they’re gonna be together forever. I think not, see you in two years babe

   Every time I have to dress up in this killing heat I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and start putting on my clothes….

   If you don't talk in a group chat for 5 minutes you miss 42 sets of plans and 56 arguments but if you say something you don't get a reply

   important status announcement - bacon sandwiches

   Sierra, Echo, November, Delta. November, Uniform, Delta, Echo, Sierra

   On Valentine's Day, yet again I'll be in the house on my own watching films and eating a takeaway with no one to talk to. I really can't see a downside