Funny Status Messages

   i would not pray for you, nut below

   This status is brought to you today by the neighbor's router.

   Norwegian Cruises are offering buy 1 week get 2 free. Use promo code "CORONA"

   I'd rather be quarantined with my family than with the finest people in the world.

   I bet people's pets are just loving this quarantine

   YOU CANT GROUND ME, THE GOVERNMENT ALREADY DID -Kids

   The below post, I checked on his Twitter page. Now I see why he's this stupid. SMH.

   Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It’s like having a remote to open the fridge.

   I went to the bank today. I saw a man with a mask and gloves come in and thank God he was just there to rob the place.

   Around a third (42%) of parenting is pretending you understand your child’s homework

   Paying the internet $4.99 to take an IQ test is you failing the test.

   I like seeing people with no mask or gloves on. Just raw doggin' life

   Thinking of calling into work due to diarrhea…no one questions diarrhea

   me: sorry but I just can’t sugarcoat this my boss at Kellogg:’s: you’re fired

   Why did it have to be the dog? I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

   At the end of each day life should ask us, "Do you want to save the changes?"

   Auto correct is my worst enema

   Leaving out one letter can cost you thousands of dollars in legal fees: "Doll I'm having a blast in Las Vegas, wish you were her."

   I like to hold hands at the movies... but it always seems to freak out strangers.

   I was in a band called Click Bait. You won't believe the kind of music we recorded... Track number 5 will blow your mind.