@dj_soltrix Funny Status Messages

   Owning a Blackberry is saying that you can afford a nice cell phone, but not quite wealthy enough for an Android/smart phone.

   I bet the old guys that apply for the mall Santa job positions are undercover pedophiles.

   "Hey there, little fella!" -First words said by every guy finishing liposuction surgery.

   The rap song "Walk It Out" was inspired by a guy who was consoling his girlfriend after a hardcore night of rough sex.

   Jennifer Lopez got "On The Floor" and Marc Anthony let it "Rain Over Her."