svaldez187 Funny Status Messages

   hmmm....the red nose? the flying? aiding in transporting? and nervousness? Its obvious Rudolph has a cocaine problem.

   wait....what if the extreme cold in America is actually just Disney’s advertising campaign for Frozen?

   ***LATEST SOCIAL MEDIA GAME~~~ Inbox me your Bank Account or Credit Card number (be sure to give me the expiration date and 3 digit security code) and I will post in my status which bill or Christmas gift I used it for. Let's play!!!

   Q: what does a nosy pepper do? A: it gets jalapeño your business. (o.O)

   If you get with me you will be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2

   ...what do you mean I can't get change from the church collection plate? I only have $20s.

   Happy alentines ay: for those who wont be getting the V or the D.