luka Funny Status Messages

   they say you should never tell a joke about blind people, oh yeah? watch me

   Our Parents Spend half Our Lives Trying to get us to Stand up and talk now they 0nly want to see you sit down and shut up

   Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

   A Tip Having anything Like XXYoUnGmOn3y666xx As your Name equals Fail

   If you notice this notice,you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing

   If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

   The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job.

   We usually dislike people who cheat, lie, or rip us off. So why do we knowingly vote for them to manage our country?

   How can I explain Your love And how it turns my world up side down

   Do Not Disturb I I am already disturbed enough

   Why does McDonalds call it a drive thru when you have to drive AROUND the building?

   Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

   Which marketing genius at Trident thought that the Latin word for 'three teeth' would be a good name for a sugarless gum?

   . If I flip this coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?

   i tried to catch some Fog but I Mist

   I Did not I Repeat I Did not sleep with that young intern I Was up all night

   On the other hand... You have differnt fingers

   How come we pay guys millions a year to toss a ball around, then when our teachers ask for a raise, we say they already make enough

   The sign it Said wet floor, So I did.

   my girlfriend thinks I am afraid of commitment my wife on the other hand...