Nomalungelo Funny Status Messages

   Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout.

   • the distance between any problem and the solution = the distance between your knees and the floor

   A MAN WILL NOT RESPECT AWOMAN WHO DOES NOT RESPECT HERSELF OR HER BODY, IF YOU TRADE SEX FOR MATERIAL THINGS YOU ARE PROSTITUTING YOURSELF.

   I want to say I deserve better and mean it. I want to say I give up and believe it. I want to say I'm moving on and do it.

   • BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND. Everything has an END, except family.

   I love it when I drop my iPod and my headphones save it's life!

   I live in South Africa & you do not find elephants on the street

   Yes, you are an independant women if you dont rely on a man to get your bills paid!

   I hate being single. I'm not good at it.

   You know you're talented when you can untangle your headphones in the dark

   The heart is a msucle. What do muscles do when they are torn? Brow back stronger