@anikethmendonca Funny Status Messages

   My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the tv?" I replied "Dust" .

   *alarm*...*snooze*....*alarm*....*snooze*....*alarm*..*checks time*..."Oh sh*t!"

   The Hardest Desicion of Our Childhood: Charmander, Squirtle or Baulbasaur.

   THIS IS CRUEL: 'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words.

   I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED !

   Blackberry's r like girls, they only work when you touch d right button! iPhones are like men,...1 Touch anywhere & they respond...!! :) :D

   The reason women ask so many questions is because they have an extra why chromosome.................

   When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be "Left rS. 10million in the..."

   A beer lover is born with a beer compass within. He always knows where to find it!

   A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized...lol :P

   I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of Lays.

   I don always use Internet Explorer, But When I do, Its Always to download another browser. !

   There are two things a HUMANS can never hide: The fact that he's drunk, and the fact he's in love.

   Why cant Govts, like husbands and boyfriends, simply say sorry and defuse a crisis before it goes out of hand???

   Every Indian right now is a cricket analyst !

   Completed 19 yrs in this life.,.,., but will always be "18 TILL I DIE"

   Girl: I wasn't that drunk. Guy: You put your iPhone in the blender trying to make apple juice.