Donna Funny Status Messages

   Never mind being "Popular" in High School.... Now there's Facebook...

   watchin' the Fall leaves dance in the wind..... Hopefully, their Waltz will end up in the neighbor's yard! : )~

   Remember the days of He-Man, Ninja Turtles, Rainbow Brite, Pound Puppies and Pee Wee's Playhouse? Those Saturday mornings were worth getting up for....

   Just imagine if we all actually became what we said we wanted to be when we grew up... The World would be full of Ninjas, Princess, Mermaids and Dragon Slayers....

   Good Effort! A Polite way to say "YOU SUCK!"

   I think today I'll stalk random strangers and tag myself as one of the people in the background of their vacation pics...

   thinks instead of Jerry Springer using a Boxing Bell; he should just tie Cow Bells around all the Heifer's Necks....

   I don't think I can ever forgive the news media for reporting Angelina Jolie filing for divorce like its real news.

   My new favorite way to flip people off is to put my middle finger to my forehead and say, "Look, I'm a Unicorn!" Yup. I'm that mature.

   I always thought saying "What crawled up your butt and died" was funny, until the day I met a man with a story about a weasel...

   I wish my car was more like KITT. Not for the crimefighting abilities, mind you, I'm just really lazy.

   If your giving your all and your all isn't enough your giving it to the wrong person!!

   ♫♪ It's a quarter after one; I'm a little drunk and I need you now....♪♫ Sounds just a tad better than it's 1:15, I'm Trashed & Horny let's get busy...

   Gave my dogs the leftover turkey; now they're asleep beneath me with gas. Dog's ass... Not my idea of Aromatherapy...

   Your status leaves a bad taste on my eyes...

   Oh Snap! Looked outside and there's white stuff all over the ground... Either it's snowing or Lindsay Lohan dropped her stash...

   could easily become the "Crazy Cat Lady" for Halloween. I could wear my everyday clothes and pin all the neighborhood strays to them......

   Think I got my Halloween costume.... SNOOKIE! I'll wear clothes 5 sizes too small, paint my body Umpa Loompa Orange, walk around half naked, drunk and screaming "Do you know who I am?!? I'm Snookie Biotch!"

   ☑ Just voted myself as Most Popular on Facebook... Can't wait for the Yearbook!

   Don't quite get it when guys don't understand why a woman feels relieved when she takes her bra off... Let's see them under-wire their bad boys to their hips for a day.