Rocker Funny Status Messages

   Somebody needs to plug an electric guitar into a 100 watt amplifier, and fix this cr@p that's trying to pass itself off as music nowadays.

   Groupie: Hi. My name's Candi. I'm not a groupie. I'm a friend of the band. Band guy: Wanna $crew? "Friend Of The Band": Okay.

   Hey, Dave Grohl...we get it. You hit the drums hard. Now try playing with some dynamics.