Retics Funny Status Messages

   Judging by the fact that it is never happy with it's appearance and is always making cosmetic changes no matter how many times it is told it looks fine, I can only conclude that facebook is female.

   Ok , rapture already! Take me an leave Beiber, or vice versa, whatever !

   If letting him bang me while I wear reindeer antlers and a painted red nose doesn't get him in the Christmas spirit nothing will!

   She's doing shots in her underwear , a fur hat an mittens!!! I'm never coming home!!!

   Accidentally grabbed my hair gel instead of my body wash when I went to the shower,,,,, should see my fluff, looks like a 70's porn star fluff!