MrZ Funny Status Messages

   There is nothing worse than watching the new guy at Subway make your sandwich.

   I am feeling lazier than the guy who designed the Japanese flag.

   A lion attacks a bull then eats him in just a few minutes. When he is done he lets out a loud roar. while he is roaring a hunter comes and shoots the lion killing him instatly. The moral of the story? When you are full of bull, keep your mouth shut!!