M.D.Schooley Funny Status Messages

   I'm looking forward to going back in time tonight.. between 1:am to 2:am you can do whatever you want only to have it all erased when you go back in time!..I've got plans! ;)

   Going out tonight!.. looking to soap some windows and egg a few houses maybe even the ol' burning dog poop-bag gag!..that's right!..were looking to have a good old fashion Halloween!

   ...got my new Metallica underwear in the mail today!.. the front reads "The Shortest Straw" and on the rear "Fade to Black"

   ‎...I just dropped a handful of skittles in the toilet and flushed..... it was like watching a Nascar race @ Bristol