Geoffrey B Funny Status Messages

   I'd like to see Chaz Bono go to DC teach a few Democrats how to be a man.

   So they don't have Rogaine in England, huh?

   He's really got his father's scalp.

   I had no idea Elton John married Matt Lauer?!

   I would love to one day use the term "blood, sweat and tears" and have more than just the "tears" part be true.

   NYTimes: If Trump runs in '12, NBC might cancel "Celebrity Apprentice." He just got my vote

   I have to give those Subway sandwich artists credit -- their works do look quite a bit like sandwiches.

   Whenever I walk into my local coffee shop, I like to pretend I'm an outlaw walking into an old west saloon. They love it!

   They say curiosity killed the cat. Which is true, because "curiosity" is also what I nicknamed my shovel.

   I was in a Ross' today. Do they always look like they were just hit by an earthquake?