Darkharbinger Funny Status Messages

   I'd love to sit here and have a battle of wits with you, but it appears you have come unarmed

   If smoking weed causes short term memory loss then what does smoking weed do?

   I'm basically Superman except he has super vision and I require it

   I took pregnancy while autistic so now I'm Tylenol.

   what do you call a group of humans? an infestation

   If casual sex exists that implies the existence of ranked competitive sex

   Come on be funny again

   can we be funny again please

   I wonder what my toothpaste meant by 'extra sensitive.' Turns out it doesn't like when I use other toothpastes.

   That moment when you realize that 1935 - 1980 is as far as 1980 -2025