Darkharbinger Funny Status Messages

   what do you call a group of humans? an infestation

   If casual sex exists that implies the existence of ranked competitive sex

   Come on be funny again

   can we be funny again please

   I wonder what my toothpaste meant by 'extra sensitive.' Turns out it doesn't like when I use other toothpastes.

   That moment when you realize that 1935 - 1980 is as far as 1980 -2025

   I remember when you all were funny.

   "I used to think that my life was a cringe compilation, but now, I realize it's a try not to laugh challenge."

   Most of you are 10s because of inflation.

   I am only the bigger person in an argument because I am fat, remember that