@thomygold Funny Status Messages

   ironic he died in a car accident with the last name Walker

   Day 1-365: I am thankful for Veterans.

   I want to see that KFC commercial, but with Hannibal Lecter in it screaming "I ATE THE BONES"!!

   "Hey guys, its a beautiful day out, lets go talk on the motel balconey." MLK

   Donated blood for the needy since it is Xmas. Now I just have to find a Salvation Army bucket to put this Ziploc baggie in.

   It is not appropriate to refer to Kwanzaa as "Blanukkah" or "Black Hanukkah". Please make the necessary corrections in your conversations.