@daddybullfrog1 Funny Status Messages

   In retaliation for the genocide of their people the Indians today magnificently beat the Cowboys in a game of football! All is even!

   I will no longer need your services REAL LIFE...I Now have MineCraft!

   Most important thing I learned today: My Talk to kids/Nice voice sounds INCREDIBLY HOMOSEXUAL

   If there's one thing Ripley taught me it was never trust a Droid - Team Apple

   The wife and I to spice things up have been getting into S&M. But it can be dangerous so you have to have a safety word. Mine is "bor....ing"

   Why does the Pope mobile have bulletproof glass? If the Pope is afraid to die, what chance does anyone else have!

   The Nut I busted yesterday was so good it's still on my mind today at work. I'm totally having Pistachios again tonight

   I just found out there is an "acceptable" amount of radioactive iodine in water.

   Thx Burger King breakfast for letting me experience Prison Food!

   If I wanted to listen to someone bi!ch, complain and act like there better than everyone else I'd listen to RAP music