@akshay7890 Funny Status Messages

   Don't text and walk at the same time. Trust me, that street lamp is closer than you think..

   believes that if you tellyour boss what you really thinkof him, the truth will set youfree.

   I've always wondered iffilm directors wake up screaming"CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" whenthey have nightmares.

   just received a coupon inthe mail: Buy one sock, get oneFREE! While socks last.

   Statistically 5/4 of peoplehave trouble with fractions.