@SheRidesTheD Funny Status Messages

   R.I.P to all the virginity that will be lost tonight.

   Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

   Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating the most awesome person alive.

   I wonder if teachers play the “who's a virgin” game in their heads in class.

   Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.

   Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. Why? Because there's no place like home.

   Michelle Obama is definitely getting the D tonight!