Monday Funny Status Messages

   If you perform in a guy and a gal musical duo, and you play to the Monday thru Thursday dinner crowd at a volume level where you can hear a pin drop... your career has epically failed.

   Beginning Monday, all you queerdos can go back in the closet.

   Thanksgiving: Being thankful for what you have and those you love. Black Friday: Trampling those you love to save 15% on something you don't have. Cyber Monday: "Hey, babe. Sorry I killed your dad Friday. Here's an iTunes gift card to ease the pain

   Jesus final words on Good Friday " Don’t eat my chocolate. I’ll be back Monday."

   Many people think that Tuesday Weld is named after the second day of the week. But if that was true her name would be Monday Weld.

   Another Monday. Aw, man. I don't know if I can do this. (Just practicing.)

   Daaaay-oh! Monday come and me wan go home...

   Interesting Fact: Tuesday Weld was not named after the second day of the week. Because if she was, her name would be "Monday Weld."

   The Weeknd should change his name to Monday Morning 'cause that's how bad he s_cks.

   Cyber Monday but instead of buying more stuff, I get rid of it by putting it in Amazon boxes on my porch and let it get stolen