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Don't forget boys and girls: IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING! So the FBI can ignore you and let the shooter go ahead and so his thing. 
The government and a duck have something in common. They both can stick their bills up their (_|_) :)
Another school shooting? Boy, I'm sure glad I didn't go to school with a bunch of white kids....
Every post since the school shooting: [outrage] [your personal agenda] [hashtag catchy slogan]
Buys a cheap box of wine and parties like it’s $19.99
Lets behonest.. Apart from "I love you" and "I miss you" which other jokes do you know? ??
Another Playboy model has come out, saying she had an affair with Trump, 2 years into his marriage with Melania. Trump, you horny old goat, you!
18 school shootings since Jan. 1st...by the same generation that eats laundry detergent...and you wanna say we have a gun problem.
21) For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?
If men Honestly answered facebook question ; What's on your mind? Facebook would turn into a pornsite
In ancient greece, throwing an apple at a woman , was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.......Still it is on.......Throw an Apple iPhone 8 & she will definitely say YES
Facebook needs to make a "Slap you in the face with a dictionary" button
جمعية البراري, translation “l f@&k goats”
Once the authorities say the shooter suffers from mental issues, then you automatically know its code for he is a white male.
Money may not buy happiness. But it take the sting out of being miserable.
Smile at the people who hate you. It makes them wonder what you're up to. :)
Apple is looking to expand its market share among Latinos. No word yet on the release date of their newest device, the iCaramba.
Hey Trump, if you want to tax something, tax luxury cars, rolex's diamonds, etc. Regular people can't afford another gas tax.
What's this? A building is on fire? Not to worry. I'll stop the fire with my thoughts and prayers.
Pro-tip: sadness is for people who are awake or sober. 