Funny Status Messages

   I was gonna tell a great M^G^ joke but there's at least 3 M^G^ cucks here and I don't want to have to explain the joke 3 times 🤓

   LOVED Kid Rock's suit! Ordered one for Halloween. Going as trans drag queen whose wanted gender reassignment surgery but keep getting turned down because I'm already missing testicles and my junk is so minuscule it could be inverted by a greasy Q-Tip 📏

   BREAKING NEWS: DONALD T DRAWS MASSIVE CROWDS ------ of people who hate his f*cking guts 🤡

   All his old billionaire buddies are starting to turn against him. This is gonna get so good 🍿 When he's finally dead, he's gonna go down as the worst prez in the history of the US.

   So, like... no one's talking about eggs anymore?

   !orez yb gnidivid

   !slacirtcele eht gnireenignE

   I hate Niqqerz

   Supreme Court sides with Trump. Get the illegals outta here.

   People aren't picking on Dump because he's autistic. People are picking on him because he's ret*rded. Big difference.

   M^G^ losers are going to be so broke after these tariffs kick in they're gonna have to start renting the libs instead of owning them. Ya'll must be worried about those trailer park rents as well 🤭

   I like our presidentand voted for him but this guy is hilarious is there anyone that's going to try to take him on because as much as I don't agree with him hes wiping the floor with some of you

   sllab ym skcus JT

   DON'T TOUC- my tax dollars, which were not intended for your pet projects and the corrupt, virtue-signaling Socialists who spew the garbage you all take as gospel. It’s not a slush fund and a money laundering operation through left-wing NGO's to make po

   Good morning, to the Canuck. He identifies as Brenda, uses Aquanet Hair Spray, wears white pumps in summer, and carries his bowling ball with pride as he exits the single wide trailer.

   That's right. Pick on an autistic person.

   My grandmother once told me, "Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like. That way you'll know how big to dig the hole in the back yard".

   You seem to be very well educated on the stuff you make up.

   Baron (nice f*cking name lmfaooooo) looks like a creepier and rapeier version of Jack Skellington.

   Ret*rdlicans claiming the stock market was overly overbloated and it's a good thing it's crashing means Am*rican idi*ts are now at the "the B*den stock market was TOO high" phase of the M^G^ gaslighting.