Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Chapel of Anticipation elden ring

   Elden ring

   Ikai horror game

   Lochore meadows

   Everybody's a little bit crazy... It's just that some of us aren't afraid to take it out for a walk in public.

   Hey guys, if you don't tell your woman she's beautiful, a Pakistani on Facebook will.

   If you unfriend me and then later decide to send me another friend request, there will be a $29.99 reconnection fee.

   I told the bank manager that I wanted to open a joint account. He asked who with? I said, "The customer with the most money".

   I renamed my toilet Jim instead of John.. people are really impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim several times a day

   My boss asked me to write down two things I liked about my job. Apparently lunch time and quitting time are not the right answers.

   NASA plans on looking for water on other planets besides Mars..... I would drink water from other planets. I’m not sure about water from Uranus, though .

   Deowent 12345

   I'm stepping down from my position as an adult. It turns out this isn't for me but I appreciate the opportunity.

   Why did God make Adam before Eve? To give Adam a chance to speak.

   There. Summer is over. Hope you're happy you pumpkin spice loving psychos.

   I swear I can feel my brain buffering... please hold while I load my next thought!

   Q. How does a non-binary kill someone? A. They slash Them

   It's finally October! Which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house just became Halloween decorations.

   Bats are just Halloween butterflies. That's all.

   If one door closes and another one opens, your house is haunted and you need to run.