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Putin has an amazing slap shot in the hockey game he played. Meaning you'll get slapped and then shot if you don't let him score.
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05-13-2019 23:49
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I don't know why but I always end up making just a little bit too much spaghetti for myself to eat. Anyways, if anyone's hungry come on over. And bring like five friends.
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05-13-2019 21:17 by
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Casinos,steaks,universities,a brand of Vodka and now our country. Open your eyes people.
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05-13-2019 20:13
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If you don't smile and show everyone your teeth when you're eating Oreos then you're probably more mature than me.
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05-13-2019 11:47
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It's amazing how far humans have come since the caveman days when people used to communicate by writing on walls....oh wait, we still do. Never mind.
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05-12-2019 12:25 by
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Some people would rather stay ignorant and self-satisfied.
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05-12-2019 08:59
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Avatar is the highest grossing film of all time. Can someone please explain why we let THAT happen?
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05-11-2019 22:54 by
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What do you call an Indian with no money? Brokeahontas.
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05-11-2019 22:36
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A belt may hold up your pants but belt loops hold up the belt, so who's the real hero??
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05-10-2019 21:28
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My fly's been down all day ... so I left some feces particles on the toilet seat to try to cheer him up.
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05-10-2019 16:47
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You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
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05-10-2019 13:00
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I have my doubts about all these new "smart waters" considering how easily they were captured and bottled
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05-10-2019 12:39 by
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I recently bought a toilet brush. To make a long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.
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05-10-2019 11:46
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If my dog has taught me anything, it's avoid people at all cost and take as many naps as possible
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05-09-2019 23:25
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IT'S 2019 Why Isn't there like a booth to get my abs developed in an hour or less yet ?
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05-09-2019 16:15
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Just now at McDonalds: Go away kid, I don't have bubble wrap. That was just the sound my knees make when I stand up!
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05-09-2019 13:03
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Kids in middle school showing off their double jointed appendages is the original weird flex
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05-09-2019 13:02
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Typing the word "skepticism" is like playing Pong with your keyboard
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05-09-2019 13:02
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Guns are not the problem. It's the people who are pulling the trigger. Taking guns away will not stop people from killing other people.
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05-08-2019 18:01
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Able to lose $250 Million dollars in a single year. It's a bird, no, it's a plane, no, it's Donald Trump!
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05-08-2019 16:43
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