Funny Status Messages

   looking for a mistletoe belt. Depending on who is around will decide on how I face that person.

   s friends think that i'm crazy...pft...i just thought the postbox needed a hug

   tonight the role of "husband/boyfriend" will be played by Jack Rabbit.

   that a person who really loves you is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everoyone else still believes in the smile on your face

   that sometimes you just meed to be with the person who makes you smile even if that means waiting

   old enought to know better...but young enough not to give a rats ass

   loves those nights that turn into mornings and those friends that turn into lovers

   my life may not be perfect, my life may not be pretty, my life may have its ups and its downs. my life has its joy7s and its tears but it is my life

   that one day I may care......but not today

   feeling down and the only one who can cheer her up is nowhere to be seen

   we all make mistakes in our lives, just be strong enough to pick youself up, dust it off & walk away with your head held high. no one is perfect

   gonna by my kid a pack of batteries with a note that says toy not included.

   if the truth hurts. why are you not crying?

   REPOST!! URGENT FACEBOOK UPDATE: As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to settings, then privacy, then meals. Click the top two boxes to prevent the employees of Facebook from eating your be

   f you don't know, as of today, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings: then Planetary Settings: then Trajectory: then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse.' Facebook kept this one quiet.

   pretending I'm a rock super star with Barney karaoke !!!

   As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your kids and pets. To turn this option off, go to Settings, then Privacy, then Meals. Click the top button to not feed the employees of Facebook. Copy this to your status to warn your friends!

   hiding in the T.A.R.D.I.S. hiding from the Daleks.

   Statistics show that kids between the ages of 2 and 8 believe that Sponge Bob Square Pants is actually a cheese....

   I'm my best friend, and I'm my worst enemy