Funny Status Messages

   wondering why they keep midget porn on the top shelf?

   just stole the lint outta your dryer to create a snuggie

   Im Not The Girl Ur Mother Warned you About,,, Her Imagination Was Never This Good ;)

   I have had many friends posting random thoughts. So here I go. If you are in a canoe flying over the grand canyon and a tire falls off how many pancakes does it take to fix a dog house orange elephants dont like ice cream.. Just a thought. :)

   A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

   has just heard that many stars have been approached to pledge money and support to the victims of the Haiti Earthquake. However, rumours that Will Smith is to re-release`Boom Shake The Room` in aid of the victims have not been confirmed.

   gets a kick out of "bobble-head" Obama. Kinda moves his head in a figure eight like Stevie Wonder

   sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant staring at a pack of dogs.

   They say that if life throws you lemons, throw them back or make lemonade. But them b*stards never said anything about if life kicks you in the balls. Yeah, there's no recovery from that one!

   kissing a walrus is like going to the glory hole booth. It seems like fun until you feel the whiskers!

   man today is better than that day when I was in the 6th grade and I hired that stripper to come to show and tell!!!!

   There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh prove that time and time again.

   's faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings with a single bound.

   PANTS ON THE GROUND, PANTS ON THE GROUND! YOU'RE LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WIT YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND! PANTS ON THE GROUND! YOU'RE LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WIT YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!......... Ya know, Simons right. I think it could be a hit.

   lookin' like a fool with his pants on the ground.

   mailing out 'blank inside' note cards to all the people that make me crazy...let them go crazy trying to figure out where it came from and what it should have said...

   Please put this on your status if you know someone who is an idiot. Idiots affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for stupidity, but we can raise awareness. 93% wont copy and paste this, mainly because they're too stupid to copy and paste

   If you are in a canoe flying over the grand canyon and a tire falls off how many pancakes does it take to fix a dog house orange elephants dont like ice cream

   the concept of the movie avatar to "USA, the Pandora and the Obtanium Ore" is the same to "USA, Iraq and the Oil".

   watching eclipse, ain't eclipse suppose to release 30 June 2010.... I must be lucky