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My girlfriend has very bad taste in clothing. Her only dress I love, is the one she takes off...
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03-29-2010 03:41
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Hell is Where: the Police are German, the Chefs are British, the Mechanics are French, the Lovers are Swiss and it's all organized by the Italians.
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03-28-2010 23:18 by
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Heaven is Where: the Police are British, the Chefs are Italian, the Mechanics are German, the Lovers are French and it's all organized by the Swiss.
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03-28-2010 23:18 by
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wonders why Noah didn't kill the mosquitoes while there were only two.
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03-28-2010 22:31
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"Hey, yall watch this sh*t." is always followed by an emergency room visit at my family reunion.
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03-28-2010 21:40
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Friend: Someone who draws on your face while passed out. True Friend: Someone who posts pictures of said drawings on Facebook.
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03-28-2010 19:20 by
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Sometimes when I see people I havent seen in a while, I think to myself... "Yeah... He's definitely been smoking crack."
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03-28-2010 19:15 by
Marshall the Great
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a womans dead body was discovered this morning with sperm in her eyes......the police say she probably saw her killer coming
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03-28-2010 19:14 by
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I saw a K9 sheriff car with a bumper sticker that said "Got dope?"
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03-28-2010 18:50 by
Marshall the Great
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I need some transition time from the weekend... can we drink during lunch breaks this week to get back to normal?
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03-28-2010 18:17 by
Marshall the Great
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Ever parked on the wrong side of the gas station, then turn the car around to realize you are still on the wrong side? Me either...
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03-28-2010 17:48 by
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Before that van starts a'rockin, make sure that c*ck's got a stockin'!
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03-28-2010 17:48 by
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It felt good to turn my lights out yesterday for Earth Day. On hindsight,i probably shouldn't have been driving at the time.
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03-28-2010 17:07 by
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I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
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03-28-2010 16:45 by
Lady
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If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything.
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03-28-2010 16:42 by
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Hey girl, take off your make up, maybe we know eachoter
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03-28-2010 13:03 by
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age has nothing to do with experience... and everything to do with ability
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03-28-2010 12:39 by
tshingledecker@hotmail.com
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still a virgin, but this is an old status
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03-28-2010 12:36 by
GoraN
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In about 40-50 years from now, there sure is going to be a lot of old women walking around with tattooes.
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03-28-2010 10:04 by
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100 people get swine flu and everyone wears a mask... 1,000 people get aids and no one wears a condom... Makes you wonder a little...
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03-28-2010 09:57 by
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