Funny Status Messages

   didn't say you were a girl all I said was you look like Justin Beiber.

   I heard some people talking $hit about you, they were saying you loved co#k sandwiches, but I stuck up for you - I told them you don't even like bread

   If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!

   I saw Toy Story 3 and Barbie gave me a Woody!!

   It was so hot on the East coast that Cheney shot a lawyer with a super soaker.

   Good news. They are opening the beaches on the Gulf. They are changing the signs from "swim at your own risk" to "Caution Flammable!".

   How bad do you Sing..... "On a scale of vuvuzela to Justin Bieber??"

   hopeful that science will soon bring us the miracle of birth control infused vodka. Hope springs eternal.

   thinks it's time for us to let the Statue of Liberty hold up that torch with her other arm for awhile.

   if your not living life on the edge....... your taking up too much space!

   i just joined the dark side, turns out they lied about the cookies.

   Sarcasm is an art.. and some people just don't have an appreciation for art.

   We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

   I don't need no love all I need is the DJ

   today is an EPIC DAY: At the end of "Back to the Future", Doc sets the Delorian to go 25 years into the future. That date is today... July 5th, 2010.

   They call me Dr. Love, I got the cure you're thinkin' of.

   how ironic would it be to choke on a lifesaver?

   And on the 8th day, God made Cheez Its

   a bad relationship is like a broken mirror betta 2 throw it away instead of hurtin urself tryin 2 fix da pieces.

   if at first you don't succeed.... don't be surprised.