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   messageicon My blow up doll has started wheezing and she’s loosing weight rapidly. Getting very concerned.
←Rate | 04-07-2020 12:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hate to be the one to point out that if you're going around to your friends houses to take "Socially Distancing" pictures and videos with you're missing the point.
←Rate | 04-07-2020 11:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.
←Rate | 04-07-2020 10:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your blow up doll develops a runny nose, she is not COVID positive; she's full.
←Rate | 04-07-2020 10:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coronavirus is like a Thanos you can't see
←Rate | 04-07-2020 08:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been social distancing from the gym for years
←Rate | 04-07-2020 08:09 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think we all need to be on the same page on this: are we telling kids that the Easter Bunny died of Corona Virus or that Carole Baskin killed him?
←Rate | 04-07-2020 07:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else feel the love in here?
←Rate | 04-07-2020 07:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your blow up dolls nose starts running, she’s not sick she’s full.
←Rate | 04-07-2020 06:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump will be re-elected.
←Rate | 04-07-2020 01:44 by AnonymousSource Comments (1)  


   messageicon Lets send the coronavirus tiger to Carole Baskin
←Rate | 04-06-2020 20:15 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon True Christian values below. Wish death to everyone who disagrees with you. No wonder you people think Trump is holier than the Pope.
←Rate | 04-06-2020 20:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the below: Spoken like a true blue Christian, eh? You must make God so proud.
←Rate | 04-06-2020 18:51 Comments (1)  


   messageicon We are the knights who say ‘Ni!
←Rate | 04-06-2020 17:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Been on a new diet that seems to be working for me called "I better not eat too much as I'm trying to conserve what little toilet paper I have the hoards didn't get" diet.
←Rate | 04-06-2020 15:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Corvidiot: Pronounced - Cor-v-idiot. Meaning - Someone who is a coronavirus incredibly stupid. Exceple 1 - Dude! Are you really go out to get coffee with friends? Exemple 1 - Look at the dude with 300 rolls of of toilet paper in his shopping!
←Rate | 04-06-2020 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aswe end week 2 of the lockdown, I wonder if OsamaBinLadin stuck in his house with 3 wives n kids decided to call in those Navy Seal himself
←Rate | 04-06-2020 09:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm convinced that Florida ain't afraid of nothing....except flying roaches
←Rate | 04-06-2020 09:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon there wasn't a coronavirus until you mofos started making those brooms stand up by themselves
←Rate | 04-06-2020 09:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not only are parents finding out their kids can't read, the kids are finding out that their parents can't read either during this quarantine
←Rate | 04-06-2020 09:11 Comments (0)  




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