Funny Status Messages
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I hate when someone tags me at the donut shop and I am supposed to be running 
Don't say forever if what you mean is for a few weeks.
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. -Tyler Durden
I know I love you because I fight most with the people I love – is the biggest bullsh*t ever.
Waiting for you to find me hiding in the closet so you can pee yourself when I jump out screaming
you ever had a girl that was so easy that you felt guilty afterwards?
People always look for that one flaw or mistake to bring you down and ignore all the good you have ever done.
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Sex
Sex is one of the 9 reasons for reincarnation, the other 8 are unimportant.
Who needs love when you've got a gun?
Peggy - "Tell me you love me, Al - "I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word."
I think that the term "wife beater" wins the award for most Widely accepted unacceptable phrase.
have you ever wondered that "Baba blacksheep" and "ABCD" has the same tune?? ;)
Justin Beiber always sings about girls, she must be a lesbian
People in relationships are so lucky they don't have to worry about what they look like anymore.
The drunk text from a guy you decided not to go home with is like the ankle grab from someone you just shot
I am WANTED by Stalkers...I am NEEDED by Beggars...I am FAMOUS by Gossipers...I am POPULAR by Haters... But they are all..."NOTHING" to me.
You know the bars are closing when you see drunk girls in high heels walking down the street with the grace of newborn baby giraffes.
my status is just an another update on the wall !
Katy Perry's new video is so unrealistic, all those people exploding and not a Muslim in sight. 