Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Why do people add "just sayin" we know you said it because we can read.

   There's a “send” button; there's a “resend button; WHY ISN'T THERE AN UNSEND BUTTON?

   You're cute…That's until your 30-day photoshop trial expires.

   I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply.

   I wish my homework was horny, so it would do itself. Just sayin.

   Glad Doc Brown no longer needs plutonium for his flux capacitor, ‘cause the Libyans are to busy having a party.

   A semi-literate bear enthusiast will feel misled after clicking on the "grisly photo" link in Yahoo News Libya coverage.

   Maybe if the Libyans spent less time firing into the air, the civil war could have ended 4 months ago.

   I can only assume that naming your daughter Destiny is your way of sentencing her to a life of internet web cam modelling.

   Gene Simmons killed... what the hell was he doing in libya

   This Halloween .pour bottle of oil over your naked body tah dah new born baby.

   Dear (:, you're doing it wrong. Sincerely, :).

   Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

   Why I don't like people: 1%: Logical reason. 99%: I just don't.

   No, mom. Being on twitter, facebook and youtube all at the same time is NOT called "doing nothing". It's called multitasking

   Look to the left. Now look to the right. Guess what? I just virtually slapped you :)

   Moammar Gadhafi shades for sale........ replaced the lens where the bullet went through

   BBC News: Gaddafi 'launching cluster bombs'. Rebel forces to retaliate with Honey nut missile.

   When someone ends their posts with "just sayin" I would love to smack the sh!t out of them and poke their eyeballs out with an ice pick....other than that I am having a great day!!

   Gadaffi will take many secrets to his grave: dirt he had on Bush; dirt he had on Blair, but also how to spell his name correctly.....